we went to a new mom’s group this morning, and everyone went around and introduced themselves, their kids, and then talked about their favorite holiday tradition as an ice breaker. when it came to our turn, i said “my name is bridget, this is gus, who will be 3 in february, and this one” and i patted my belly “is due in april.” gus stood up in his chair and said “aand aand little chilly will come — the pelvis has to” and here he kind of grunts “STRRRETCH aand.. SQUEEZE.. aaand.. then little chilly will come out!!”
i was SO PROUD. but also my face got totally red. hahahaha.