anatomy 202

bubba: mama?

mama: yes, baby, i’m coming [to snuggle for bedtime with you], i just have to pee on the potty first.

bubba (coming into the bathroom): i have to pee.

mama: ok, just let me wipe my vagina first.

bubba: yes! you don’t have a penis because you can’t stand on the stool and pee into the potty.

mama: right. but i have a vagina for the baby to come out.

bubba: yes. the baby can’t come out of my penis because the pee will slither out onto it.

mama: riiiight. but when you are grown up, if you want to, you can use your penis to make a baby.

bubba: yes, i am learning about it.

mama: yes, when you are grown up, if you want to.

bubba: when i make the baby, i will name the baby ‘nana’.

mama: well, i think that is a beautiful name for a baby.

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